Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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