guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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