google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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