discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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