People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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