I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
