I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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