how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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