Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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