come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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