I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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