Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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