the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
How's work?
Spinning.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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