Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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