we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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