I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
