Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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