That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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