I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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