Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
smell my finger.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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