is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
they're like a gay fantastic four
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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