bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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