Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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