He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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