Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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