two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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