I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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