why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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