Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.