Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"