There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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