; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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