Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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