no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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