she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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