I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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