You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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