We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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