So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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