Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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