i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i wish my penis had a tongue
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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