her vagine was all disorganized.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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