and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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