ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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