South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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