So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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