I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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