Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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