He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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