idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You are the jesus of drinking
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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