Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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