just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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