margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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