hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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