Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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