I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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