You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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