I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
