Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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